STOP THE PSEUDO-INNOVATION THEATRE BABBLE!

STOP THE PSEUDO INNOVATION THEATRE BABBLE!
,,LARS, THERE ARE SO MANY INNOVATION EXPERTS OUT THERE..."
WHAT ARE THEY SAYIN'?
,, THEY ALL WANT TO TELL ME HOW TO INNOVATE!"
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
EVERYBODY IS SAYIN' THAT THEIR STRATEGY IS THE BEST?!"
YES I FEEL WITH YOU. VERY CONFUSING INDEED!
,,WHAT'S EVEN WORSE , THEY ALL USE THE FANCIEST BULLSHIT WORDS."
,, TELLING THE TRUTH- I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND IT!"
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THEY DID NOT UNDERSTAND THEMSELVES?
,,IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY CAN ACHIEVE ALMOST ANYTHING."
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
,,SORRY, I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE PEOPLE..."
PROBABLY IT'S BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW...
,,THAT THEY'VE ACTUALLY NEVER DONE IT?!"
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR ASK THIS SIMPLE QUESTION...
BEFORE STARTING TO WORK WITH SOMEONE...
WHAT INNOVATION DID YOU DEVELOP THAT HAS...
,,...BEEN SUCCESSFULL ESTABLISHED IN THE MARKET?"
exactly;-)
look, mum!
LET ME GET A LITTLE MORE INTO DETAILS...
WHAT DO YOU THINK HOW MANY REAL INNOVATION EXPERTS ARE THERE OUT THERE?
,,LARS, I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR QUESTION?"
THE ANSWER IS PRETTY EASY.
,,NONE?!"
EXACTLY.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN IINNOVATION EXPERT!
TO ALL THE SO-CALLED EXPERTS OUT THERE...
PLEASE STOP TALKING LIKE YOU ARE THE ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS INNOVATION
THE MIGHTY GLANCE INTO THE CRYSTAL BALL?!
,,LARS, I DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT EITHER!!"
ALL YOU CAN DO IS BUILD STUFF AND TEST IT ON THE MARKET.
STOP LISTENING TO"EXPERTS"- START GOING TO MARKET!
SORRY NOT SORRY.
,,SORRY NOT SORRY!"